F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 28, 2019

You have to practice somewhere.

I remember a radio commercial years ago where the husband says “and to save money,I cut my wife’s hair while she was sleeping… boy is she going to be surprised!” I still laugh at that one!

To quote Petula Clark, “Don’t sleep in the subway, darlin’”.

Less scary than if he was a dentist.

Not everyone WANTED a mohawk. You should have just ASKED first.

Seriously doubt they’d send you to jail for that. It was probably for giving a bad haircut to someone.

So how much do I owe you, Mr. Sweeny Todd?

Ah…My arm is now complete….. Johnny Depp a.k.a. Sweeney Todd

I wanted to be… a LUMBERJACK!