F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 12, 2019

sounds like something Andy Capp would settle for

Jeez, even Homer Simpson has a job!

So sad, but in many cases, true!

Dustin in 10 years.

Just tell him sit on the sidewalk with a sign: “Give me some loose change and leave me alone.”.

Dustin is looking different today.

Wasn’t there an episode of Seinfeld where one of the characters gets sacked but keeps showing up at the office anyway?

As a supervisor I’ve had to make that clear to people who just decided to not show up to their shifts. “You realize, we can’t pay you if you don’t work so….”

Um, Marketing?

Perfect Match!