F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 20, 2019

oh, really? I think there was also nothing about you in yesterday’s newspaper. See if you can do something that will make you be in tomorrow’s newspaper.

Consider it a GOOD thing and go play.

Go play with your sun or he’ll end up in the newspaper.

On the other hand, he’s got hundreds of thousands following him on Facebook.

See if Dad has any weapons in the closet.

Nice try kid! Just keep him distracted until you get rid of the front page.

As a substitute teacher, on Fridays at the end of classes, I would tell the kids to have a nice weekend and “stay out of the papers”!

Give it time, kid

When there is something in there about you, you won’t be around to read it.

‘A gentleman’s name should only be in the paper twice: once when he is born, and once when he dies…’

That’s because you haven’t been caught yet!

I can’t say that…

“They do list the names of kids who make the honor roll in your school, but I guess you have no interest in that…”

Delusional kid! Kids today get a trophy regardless of coming in first or last…they will be very disappointed in the real world…I blame the parents for this delusion! What the hell is wrong with them? BOO HISS

Look under the police reports.

The kid should be saying “Dad, what’s that in your hands?”

Be glad. He’s reading the obits.