F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 07, 2020

I will not be the first to say it tastes like chicken. Really, I will not.

“Waiter, there’s something that can fly in my soup.”

i’d go for the brontosaurus burger…

Just call out, “Here Rex,” and see if it eats you.

Try the spotted owl.

The real impossible burger.

How does anyone know what pterodactyl tastes like?

It’s just really, really tough chicken, but the novelty sells it.

I would not mind lab meat (depending on the taste). I do mind genetically modified meat. Not the same

You are not the first, I was.

What did the first guy who ate a chicken say it tasted like?

I once ate something that didn’t taste like chicken and I didn’t know how to describe it.

This is Jimmy Hoffa!

Nice. Seth Meyers did a sketch about this, but with a different twist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9FDL8UXlZM

This is precisely what my experience in laboratory research has been like.