F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 19, 2021

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    momofalex7  over 3 years ago

    It’s not illegal to think about pizza, but the phone? Expect a ticket.

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    Pre-gastro rumination.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    Pie-eyed driving.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    or … instead of putting the car in reverse

    … to get out of your parking spot …

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    OH! Cheese!

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    kartis  over 3 years ago

    I think “thinking too hard about pizza” would garner a lot more sympathy. I mean, who hasn’t done that?

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    well-i-never  over 3 years ago

    Don’t.

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    wongo  over 3 years ago

    No, the pizza thing should work.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    If it makes you feel better……

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    That’s a woman driver for you!!! A man would be eating that pizza…

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    notinksanymore  over 3 years ago

    I once ran a stop sign because I was admiring the trees. To be fair, they were some seriously nice trees! I didn’t get pulled over but my husband was in the car so I’ll never be able to live it down.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    “The pole just suddenly came out of nowhere."

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    mbrahms26  over 3 years ago

    I hope all this was not over…Dominoes.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    …or that I just came from the tavern where I had one-too-many…

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    yet another story today about a 60-something who, oops, mistook the gas for the brake and plowed into a konbini (convenience store). luckily, nobody was injured this time…

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