Looks like sliced deli meat, string cheese, baby carrots, tubes of cookies dough and cans of whipped cream are in your future…
…unless that’s still too much work. Then you’re only hope is getting adopted by a prehistoric, giant roc that will take you back to its nest and regurgitate meals directly into your open mouth.
Leroy over 2 years ago
He should try the North Beach Olive Diet.
JudasPeckerwood over 2 years ago
It’s easier if you just move into the fridge. Be sure to take a chamber pot, though.
Devils Knight over 2 years ago
that is called take out you just eat out of the containers
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
He’d save a bunch of money and wouldn’t have to Geico.
grocks over 2 years ago
Even skipping the microwave?
kartis over 2 years ago
Just set up a trough for him.
goboboyd over 2 years ago
You can reduce it more by making do without the big coffe cup/bowl and Ween yourself from the spoon with bare fingers.
Grumpy Old Guy over 2 years ago
Corn dogs it is…..
jango over 2 years ago
Yer gonna get yelled at for standing there with the fridge door open!
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
You’ll probably develop a paunch and flat feet.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
Could you move away from the sink while I eat lunch>
paranormal over 2 years ago
Just get you a chef and dishwasher…
locake over 2 years ago
And she is going to eliminate slobs who eat directly from the refrigerator from her life.
Jody H. Premium Member over 2 years ago
Looks like sliced deli meat, string cheese, baby carrots, tubes of cookies dough and cans of whipped cream are in your future…
…unless that’s still too much work. Then you’re only hope is getting adopted by a prehistoric, giant roc that will take you back to its nest and regurgitate meals directly into your open mouth.
erinurse2000 over 2 years ago
fridge to microwave to over-the-sink to in-the-sink (or dishwasher)
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago
In many ways that’s a good idea, but that leaves out all frozen meals. Unless you have an all ice cream diet.