F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 28, 2022

Should have switched it to pet grooming — at least you’d be able to get a bit of hair of the dog.

Versatility is the key, I hear.

Loose hair and food … sounds like an attractive combination. Would you eat there?

But is he a barber who cooks or a chef who cuts hair?

Now he serves striped root beer.

I’ve always wanted a place where I could eat and get my hair cut at the same time.

It was a working way to get high school boys to cut their hair.

Ah! Reminds me of Mozart’s famous opera, The Barber of the Grill…

Now that is improvisation

I bet I was the only officer around here who ever arrested someone for barbering without a license. An investigator from the state came down and said a local barber was simply refusing to renew his license but was still working, and he had a warrant and wanted to serve it. Arrested the guy and booked him into jail. I put it on my resume.

But I was never able to realize my dream arrest, which would have been for the offense of possessing a life armadillo for sale. I spent years keeping a sharp eye out for an armadillo in a cage with a FOR SALE sign.

Interestingly, Bill’s mechanic lost his license and decided to assist with starting businesses anew. As a result, the Inspection Station is now Inceptions Station.

And all because he was shorting his drinks – well, it’s still a clip joint.

losing his license must’ve been a hairy experience…

Oh joy, hairy food.