F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 01, 2023

That’s pretty special, frame it!

That’s an unqualified degree of rudeness.

Nonaffirmation Initiative.

Reverse affirmative action.

I’d consider that an honor!!!!!!

I’d like an honorary refund!

Let’s make this a thing! Can we start with six justices on the Supreme Court?

You don’t meet their diversity and equity requirements

Were you even enrolled?

In a job interview, he could, truthfully, still say, “I went to Harvard”.

Didn’t pay in full before admission did you? You can still humble brag about being rejected by a better class of institution.

Way to inadvertently invent a business. I like it.

Well, at least it was honorary.

They’ve had Dean-ough of you.

harvard sent me a letter special D to thank me for not applying…