F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 07, 2024

Gee…big choice, humiliate my child or pick another store, hmmmm.

Kroger, always up to something.

Where’s the lockable lid for the cart?

They should have holding cells for some of the kids!! (they will, someday!)

One word for you – leash.

Each cart should have it’s own shriek canceling systems (sound baffled child muzzle?). Or an antibacterial anesthetizing ball pit at the entrance to the mega stores. Oh, oh! A noise measuring system that increases the price of your shopping if it’s child noisy whilst lowering the price of people who have to listen to it.

One Mom-power……

A friend was DIY shopping, a flat-bed trolley, planks of wood stacked, his three year old son was riding it, planks slipped, crushing his son to death.

Many of us wish more retail stores & restaurants would follow suit.

“Keep your hands inside the cart at all times. Deviation my result in tanning of your rear end.” “PS: Shrieking like a Velociraptor is also unacceptable”. Thank you – Management.

My favorite sign at a store was “Unattended kids will be towed away at owners expense.”

It needs a mini steering wheel.

where’s the seatbelt…? ☺