F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 09, 2025

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    just-passing-by  1 day ago

    Isn’t Palm Sunday next month?

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    MeanBob Premium Member 1 day ago

    Your lines indicate that you are gullible and easily led.

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    Superfrog  1 day ago

    Well, your lifeline says you’re good for another seven days.

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 23 hours ago

    The problem with bookmarks is that they are so easy to misplace! He should use a Kindle… or perhaps in this case, better yet…. a Palm Pilot :) to help him remember where the reader left off.

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    CoffeyCup  about 20 hours ago

    Just use a Sharpie, it’ll wash off eventually.

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    jel354  about 17 hours ago

    It think string around the finger is more effective.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 16 hours ago

    She knew there’d be a time issue when the first line was “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”

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    oish  about 16 hours ago

    Take a picture, it’ll last longer

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    robnition  about 15 hours ago

    Thinking it should be called a Palm-mark, instead of a Book-mark

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 14 hours ago

    There is a small [lump of fat?] in my palm that fades a connection in the lifeline. At 140 pounds it connects around the wrist. Over 200 pounds there was a gap in the palm. There may be a little something to it. Folks just want more.

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    Smeagol  about 12 hours ago

    Your lifeline says you’ve been dead ten years.

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