For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for June 27, 1990

Transcript:

Michael: Great. Mom's at work, an' I forgot my key. Elizabutt - are you there? Hey, sistwerp!! E-lizard breath! Hey, dweeb!! Open up the stoopid door!!! Boy: Maybe she's not home yet. Michael: Oh, she's home all right. Hey, doorknob! Can you hear me? Elizabeth: I can hear you, but I'm not listening.