For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 10, 1995
Transcript:
Elly: Wait! Don't let Edgar in! I want him to bark instead of scratching the door! Noise: Scratch scratch. Elizabeth: But, Mom! He's gonna shred the paint an' everything! Elly: I want him to bark, Elizabeth. Farley barks to get in! Noise: Scratch scratch scratch! Elizabeth: Well, why don't I take Farley out the front door, lead him 'round to the back - he'll bark to get in, and show Edgar how to do it! Farley: Z. Noise: Scratch scratch scratch!!
Or not.