For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for April 22, 1996
Transcript:
Elly: Wheeze! ...That's it, Connie. I'm walking the rest of the way! I don't understand it. I run twice a week with you, and I still have the same bulges - right here!! Why can't I lose weight off the bottom, instead of the top? ... And why are some people top-heavy? - Fat accumulates in the strangest places and never where we WANT it to! Why is that? Connie: I don't know, El. ...The lard works in mysterious ways.