For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for January 31, 1997
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Mrs. Dingle: Patterson? Is that you? Michael: Yes, Mrs. Dingle. - And this is my friend, Deanna. Mrs. Dingle is our landlady. Mrs. Dingle: An' I don't allow no hanky-panky under my roof, understand? You get two young people alone someplace these days - an' believe me, I KNOW what happens!! ...I don't watch all them soaps for nothin'!!