For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for July 03, 1999
Transcript:
Michael: We have to give you a post-dated check for the rent, Mrs. Dingle. Mrs. Dingle: What's the diff? Yer late as it is, anyway. I hear you'll be staying on awhile. Weed: Yeah!... We decided not to move to Toronto because we knew how much you'd miss us! Mrs. Dingle: Miss you?!! Hah!... I'd miss you like I'd miss a wart on my wazoo!!! Michael: What's a wazoo? Weed: Beats me... But if she's got one, I don't want to know about it.
Considering there’s also the expression “up the wazoo”, I really don’t think they want to know about it.