For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for February 06, 2000
February 05, 2000
February 07, 2000
Transcript:
Elly: I've always wondered why the "Intimate Apparel" section of a department store is called "Foundations." Woman: I think it's because one generally begins construction from the bottom up. Elly (reading): Firmer, flatter tummy with front contour control panel. Spandex body-shaper. Keep your cellulite a secret, with "Bulge Buster" design. Wider straps and comfy cups that say "I'm young again." Experience the look of "Wonder Lift!" Elasto-smooth, "the hose that hides." Wear clingy things again when your secret is elasto-smooth! Noise: Bzzrt! Ping! Bzzzt! John: What's all this - underwear? Elly: Not exactly. Think of it as my new "support group."
