For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 19, 2000
Transcript:
Gordon: Mike? Deanna? you're getting - married?! Michael: Yes, and we want you to be our witnesses. Gordon: Oh, man.. I don't know what to say! Tracey: I do. This is really an honor. Gordon: But, your families! Michael: They're not going to know, Gord. It's a secret. Deanna: We're still going to have the big gala wedding my mom wants. Gordon: You're gonna tie the knot TWICE? Deanna: Yes... Once for sentiment and once for show.
I did the same thing. My friend and his wife were our witnesses. He was half drunk and the minister mostly bitched at us, as I recall, but married us anyway.