For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 21, 2003
Transcript:
Noise: Tinggg! Tingggg! Tingggg! Ting, ting! Tingalingaling Chat chat chat yak chat yack chat. Man: Dinner is now being served, please be seated. Noise: Talk chat chat chat talk chat talk chat yack news! chat chat chat joke talk gossip chat ha! chat Man: Amazing. It's always so hard to get this crowd into the ballroom. And so easy to get them out. Noise: Bam, whakka, ooooh, ya baybeeee! Bap, bam, boompa.
At a works Christmas function, the venue had hired an Amy Winehouse ‘tribute’ singer.
I’ve never seen a function room empty so fast.