For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for February 01, 2004

Transcript:

April: Bleah! Boy: This is so disgusting! Girl: Gross! Boy: I can't stand it! April: Let's turn up the sound! Voice from television: Glut, grunch, munch, eat, gulp, chew, swallow, ugk, bite, urbp, chew, erk, glut, gulp, mfff, swallow. Melvin Dreeble is ahead by 16 links of sausage, folks - I don't think our champ can beat this guy! Wait! He's swallowing! He's chewing! He's forcing it down!!! Yess! Kurt "The Gullet" Bungthwart has just porked his way past his opponent!!! He's going for the pies, now - his face is buried in blueberry - but can he do the crust?!! Elly: What are you watching? Boy: The World Championiship X-Treme Eating Contest! Voice: Eat! Glut! Swallow, gulp, munch, chew, urbp, bite, glut, eat, swallow... Elly: And half the world goes hungry.