For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for August 10, 2004
Transcript:
Elly: I just saw my Dad, Connie. He's doing well for a man his age. Connie: That's nice, El. Nobody says things like that about us yet. The over 50 crowd seems to fall into another "maturation mystery" phase. When we were in our teens, we went around asking our friends: "Have you hit puberty yet? Are you wearing a real bra? Any growth spurts lately?" Now, we go 'round asking: "What pills are you taking? Got bifocals yet? Any arthritis? Are you have problems with your hearing?" Elly: What?!!