For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 13, 2004
Transcript:
April: Gimme, gimme, gimme what's under that tree! Are they for me? The presents I see? I wanna, wanna, wanna just open 'em all! Find out what's there, grab all my share...'Cause Christmas is so greedy! Forget about the needy! Shop 'til you drop, eat 'til you pop, it's the getting that's cool, so forget all the rules. It's me tiiime! Elly: April, you said you'd written a funny song about Christmas. That's not funny - it's sarcastic! April: That's even better!
I dunno, Elly, I think the sarcasm really works.