For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for May 23, 2005
Transcript:
Woman: If you read the lease, Mr. Kelepfroth, you'll see there's a no smoking clause. Man: Really. Woman: So, you'll stop smoking. Man: Ahh, but a cigar is not a "smoke". It's like a fine wine or a well-aged whiskey. Woman: We have a contract - and besides...consider the smell! Man: A good cigar doesn't "smell" Mrs. Saltzman...it creates an "aroma."
HIT HIM WITH A CHAIR