For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 15, 2006
Transcript:
April: Chill out, April. Be calm, be cool. You wanted to stay in the house alone. You watched a movie. It was only a movie. There's no such thing as demonic flesh-eating roach people. There's nobody downstairs... nobody! There. My door is locked. I'm totally safe. Nothing can get in. What do yo umean you hafta go outside?!!
Hey, I was born today!