Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for December 24, 2015
Transcript:
Dicky: Oh, Jesus. Not this song. Hell no. The whole premise is messed up. Tommy: You don't like the little drummer boy ? Dicky: I get it. The kid's poor. But still wants to do something for baby Jesus. It's sweet. But any way you look at it. A drum solo is a super shitty gift for a newborn. Dicky: I don't know who wrote that song. But only a sociopath would think "oh, you walked through a desert and gave birth in a filthy manger next to a bunch of camels? I bet what you need right now is a small child on a percussion instrument!" Dicky: You know what's a better gift? anything. Tommy: It's a shame there was no little hand sanitizer boy. I bet they woulda loved to seen him.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Little Hand Sanitizer Boy? What would that sound like?
“Squish-rub-rub-rub-rub”?
katina.cooper almost 9 years ago
And there are those who say he never existed. That he was written into several stories just so that there would be person in charge of one religion who would go after another religion. Kinda like what;s going on now.
sweetaddietude almost 9 years ago
A gift from the heart can never be lost or stolen. Little Drummer Boy is one of my favs, especially the version by Bing Crosby and David Bowie.
naturally_easy almost 9 years ago
Cute strip today Brian. Thanks.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz over 5 years ago
Bonus Panel
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/worst-gift-ever-bonus/
JoshuaHannan about 5 years ago
you know guys, I haven’t hear of “little drummer boy”
coolpuppy3214 over 4 years ago
Little hand sanitizer boy would be SUPER helpful during the Coronavirus Pandemic
Kathleen Healey Premium Member about 4 years ago
Reading in 2020, I have to say, this aged well.
We don’t do that here about 4 years ago
This aged well
if(comicStrip == "funny") {return "laughter";} over 3 years ago
hand sanitizer joke aged well
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