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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for February 13, 2025
Transcript:
How to jump rope like a badass boxer Step 1 : Shop online for a hard-core speed rope. Step 2: Inspect the rope for awesomeness. Step 3: Hop around like an idiot, tripping and smacking yourself with the rope, like a goddamn, masochistic bullfrog. Step 4: To hell with it. Seriously. To. Hell. With. It
So that’s what he meant by ‘Skip till it hurts!’