FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 23, 1988

Transcript:

Paige: Hey, Peter, my favorite older brother... how'd you like to drive Nicole and me to the movies tomorrow night? Peter: Can't. I've got a date with Susie Johnson. Paige: Susie Johnson!? I thought you hated her guts! Peter: I do! Paige: So why are you taking her out? Peter: Well, Paige, it was like magic. There I was in history class when suddenly I noticed something about her I found unbelievably attractive. Paige: Like her third-row Springsteen tickets? Peter: I swear I saw fireworks.