FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 25, 1988
May 24, 1988
May 26, 1988
Transcript:
Peter: Uh... Evening officer. Police officer: OK, Mario Andretti- you mind tellin' me why you were going 130 in a 25 MPH zone? Peter: Uh... Well, you see, sir, she left our Springsteen tickets at home and the concert starts in ten minutes. Officer: Hate to say this, son, but no concert's worth the cost of the ticket I'm writin' you. So why don't you just hand over those tickets and we'll forget this little incident ever happened. Peter: Let me get this straight- you want me to bribe you? Officer: Please?
He said the magic word. PAY THE MAN