FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 24, 1988
Transcript:
Paige: That was Morton Goldthwait he called to wish me a Merry Christmas. Andy: That was very sweet of him. Paige: I don't understand it- even after I lied about being sick, he's still nice to me. Andy: Maybe there's a little lesson in this? Paige: How could I have been so mean?! I feel terrible. Andy: That's the swahilian flu for you.
Sorry to say this but
FIRST!