FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 25, 1989
Transcript:
Jason: I can't wait until tonight, when the Easter Iguana makes his rounds. Roaming silently around the house, being sure not to wake anyone he searches for easter baskets full of chocolate goodies. Then he gobbles everything up and scoots back to his lair with no one the wiser. Paige: So why are you telling me this? Jason: I'm getting to that now, for a small fee...
Who wants chocolate insurance?