FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 30, 1989

Transcript:

Peter: Read 'e and weep. Paige: A flush?! You're cheating! Peter: Skill, my dear. It's called skill. Paige: Bull, you cheated. Peter: Says who? Paige: Says me! I can't believe you'd cheat against your own sister! You make me sick. Peter: What makes you think I'm cheating?! Paige: Peter, I dealt you a four of clubs, a jack of diamonds, a-...