FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 22, 1989
Transcript:
Peter: Sigh. Steve: What are you doing being depressed?! You should be jumping with joy! Peter, you singlehandedly won the biggest game of the year! The team carried you off the field on their shoulders! The whole school went nuts! What on earth do you have to be depressed about?! Peter: I don't remember any of it. Steve: Oh- and well all the cheerleaders started kissing you? That was classic!
It sounds like Steve made that last part up.