FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 02, 1990

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Peter: Paige, if you were Denise, what would you want for your birthday? Paige: Hmmm. Am I mad at you? Peter: A little. Yeah. Paige: Diamonds. Big ol' rocks. Peter: What if you weren't mad at me? Paige: Hmmmm... Peter: Never mind. Paige: Diamonds. Big ol' rocks.