FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 30, 1990

Transcript:

Peter: I can't believe I'm at the prom with my sister. I feel like the biggest loser on Earth. Look at us standing here like two world-class goobers on display. Nothing could be worse than this. Nothing could be worse than standing around one's own prom with one's dweeby little sister for a date. Nothing. Paige: Let's dance. Peter: Except...