FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 16, 1990
Transcript:
Roger: Peter, could you please take out the garbage? Peter: Why don't you ask him to do it? Roger: Who's "him"? Peter: Your stupid intern. For the past week all you've done is rave about how perfect he is. Call him up- I'm sure he'd love to drive over and take out your trash. Roger: Maybe I should invite him over. Maybe you'd learn a few things. Peter: What- like how to steal your affection?! Roger: Peter, I don't like what I'm hearing. Peter: Then ignore me. You're getting good at it.
What does Peter want with affection? It’s not necessary to one’s survival.