FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 27, 1990
Transcript:
Peter: Denise, really, it's no big deal. Denise: I know, but it bugs me that you would even care about other girls. Peter: It's a matter of ego fortification. The more girls like me, the better I feel about myself. Denise: I like you. Isn't that enough? Peter: Well, yeah, but what if you're the only one who does? I need to find these things out. Denise: Peter, I know I'm not the only one who likes you. Peter: Really? Who else does? Are any of them cheerleaders? Denise: Peter, let's talk about my ego for a change...
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