FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 23, 1992
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Transcript:
Roger: Andy, if this hairpiece makes me happy, I don't see what's wrong with it. Andy: Look, if it truly makes you happy, fine, wear it. But if all you're doing is witewashing deeper anxieties about aging, then I'm not going to just sit quietly by. I mean, today, it's a toupee. What'll it be tomororw? A little red sports car? A little blond girlfriend? Roger, you're 45, you're getting old and a little wig isn't going to change that! Roger: Can't I at least pretend? Andy: Listen, next Halloween I promise...
That is a good point Roger, If I were you, I would just shave your whole head.