FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 31, 1992

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Peter: Jason, you've had some pretty lame ideas in the past, but this is the lamest. Jason: What- are you kidding? Peter: Jason, someone might pay &5 for a stupid snow dinosaur, but a thousand?! You're nuts! Jason: I beg to differ. We're not talking mass production here, we're talking hand-crafted, individually commissioned pieces of art. Carved with precision, anatomically correct and custom positioned for each site, these works stand as a monument to a bygone era (an era, ironically, that never saw the ice age), imbuing on their owner a status and prestige that's easily, worth a cool grand. Peter: Have fun freezing. Jason: So, um, you'd pay $5 for one?...