FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 27, 1992
Transcript:
Roger: Is it time for my asprin yet? Andy: No, Roger. Roger: But my throat hurts. Andy: It hasn't been four hours. Roger: But my head hurts... my joints hurt... my eyes hurt... my body hurts... my itty bitty widdle pinkies hurt... I knew I'd win with that one. Andy: These aren't for you.
Grow up, Roger.