FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 21, 1992

Transcript:

Peter: Mom, I think you're over-reacting. Andy: Overreacting?! Peter, we're talking about you chewing tobacco! How do you expect me to react?! Peter: It's a part of baseball! Half the team dips! Andy: So half the team wants to get oral cancer- does that mean you have to also?! Peter: Good grief. I'm 16 years old. I'm not gonna get stupid cancer.... am I? Andy: It's certainly not up to me.