FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 29, 1992
Transcript:
Paige: This is such a pain. Peter: What is? Paige: Deciding on a color for my bathing suit. I mean, this teal looks great against my skin now... But how will it look on me when I'm tan? And what if I get a sunburn? Am I gonna have to buy 10 different suits to prepare for every conceivable skin coloration? Peter: Don't ask me. Paige: Just say yes. Peter: Let me describe real pain...
JUST BUY ONE OF EVERYTHING!