FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 30, 1992
Transcript:
Paige: Honestly, Peter- you're no fun to shop with. Just because I finally found a cute swimsuit doesn't mean we have to pack it in and go home. Malls aren't' made for surgical strikes! Malls are made for browsing! For traipsing! For savoring! Leaving like this shatters the whole experience! Not to mention my pride. Peter: Which exit had those speed bumps?
Chad With a Beard[forgot my old account login] almost 4 years ago
do you blame him?
Uncle Kenny over 1 year ago
Boy: Goes to mall for one thing. Buys it. Leaves.
Girl: Goes to mall for one thing. Goes to 27 different stores. Buys at least 20 things. Never buys the one thing. Leaves, vowing to return tomorrow.