FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 16, 1993
Transcript:
Paige: AAAA! Where's my five-paige Shakesphere paper that's due tomorrow?! It's not on my desk!.... it's not in my binder!.... I'm going to have to start at the beginning and write the whole thing from scratch here at this from scratch here at this incredibly late, last-minute hour! Jason: You never wrote that paper. PaigeL Did I say I did? Andy: Poor sweetie- here's some more cocoa.
Classic loophole.