FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 23, 1993
Transcript:
Jason: So how goes the pre-Thanksgiving training? Peter: Pretty well. Today I'm trying to stretch my stomach. Jason: How? Peter: Well, I figured I'd chug a bunch of coke and then jump around. My hope is that all the carbon dioxide will blow up my stomach like a balloon. Jason: Sounds dangerous. Peter: For my stomach? Jason: For me to stand here! Peter: >BRAAAP!!>
And don’t stand behind him a several hours after he’s eaten.