FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 10, 1993

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Peter: Denise, um, what would you do if another girl asked me to the formal? Denise: What do you mean? Peter: Hypothetically. Suppose someone asked me to go to the dance with her. Would it bother you? Denise: Not really no. Peter: What if I said "yes"? Let's ease into this- what if I said "maybe"? Peter" (sob) I suppose hypothetically, if my heart were still intact....