FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 28, 1993

Transcript:

Jason: I can't believe I'm actually the proud owner of "Mortal Karnage II" This is the video game that wowed 'em speechless at this year's vidgamcon expo. It's got 17 levels of escalating bloodletting, digitally sampled screams and splatters and, of course, the new and improved decapitation round. Violence unmatched anywhere. Peter: Are you talking about the game or Mom's likely reaction? Jason: Hey, if this were so bad for kids, they wouldn't sell it to kids right?