FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 22, 1996
Transcript:
Andy: Where's Jason? Peter: Outside. He and Marcus decided the Olympics on TV were too boring. They're out inventing sports that they think would be more fun to watch. Andy: I'd love to see what they come up with. Peter: No, you wouldn't. Jason: Archery meets fencing. Marcus: En garde.
thank god they don’t have access to real arrows… or anything sharp