FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 24, 1996
November 23, 1996
November 25, 1996
Transcript:
Paige: Brrrr. I said brrrr... Mother, it's freexing in this house! Andy: So put on a thicker sweater. Paige: Why can't you just trun up the thermostat a little?! Andy: Because heat costs money. Paige: Funerals cost money, too! Are you going to be this cheap after I've died of hypothermia?! Andy: Paige, you aren't about to die. Paige: I half expect a heard of mastadons to show up in our living room! THis is insane, mother! Insane!
Paige would not do well in the wild.