FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 18, 1997
Transcript:
Roger: Andy, who am I kidding? The only way I'm going to have abs of steel is if I accedently impale myself with this thing! I can't believe I bought this. Talk about a waste of money! Andy: How much did it cost? Roger: You misunderstand! I didn't say I wanted to be impaled... Andy: You can clip coupons from now on, Buster!
I think it was like, $3,000 or something.