FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 01, 1997
Transcript:
Jason: Peter! Peter! I got a letter from Lucasfilm! Peter: Open it up! What's it say?! Jason: "Dear Mr, Fox: We have had a chance to review your recent correspondence. Unfortunately, all work on the 'Star Wars Special Edition' trilogy was completed prior to the receipt of you letter and we therefore have no choice but to pass on your ideas. Oh, well. Peter: That's not an "un"- it's a little blob of toner. Jason: At least they returned my Darth Jason action-figure prototype.
I want one of those!