FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 06, 1997

Transcript:

Eugene: Well, gentlemen, I guess this is goodbye. Jason: Adios, Eugene. Marcus: See you in my nightmares. Eugene: Sorry your science project didn't qualify for the contest. It would have been so satisfying to have beaten you on more than a technical knockout. Jason: Sorry you had to come in second place to your sister. Again. Eugene: It..(urp)...wasn't...(urp)...fair...(urp)...it...wasn't....(urp)... objective...(urp)...judging... Jason: In a weird way, I'm going to miss you, Eugene. Marcus: Don't pop, Eugene, my clean shirts are all packed.